Monday, February 8, 2010

Day 26: Lobster Murder

The best way is a fast and decisive stab to the brain and hard cut down through the head.

Rock Lobster

Dungeness Crab 
(He was mean and came without rubber bands on his claws - careful!)

Have you seen Jules and Julia? Jules had a harder time of it than I did. But you are aware that something sits under your hand alive one second, and dead the next. Whether you're stabbing a lobster through the head or dropping a flailing crab in a pot of boiling water, you know that a teeny life is lost in those precious seconds, and you alone are responsible for taking that life away.

Lobster bisque

I didn't expect the lobsters to be so beautiful. When you hold one in your hand and look at it's shell, a whole rainbow of colours can be observed from claw to tail, it reminded me of Japanese raku pottery.

But I killed them anyway. The lobster and the crab, and I ate them too. Both of them. And they tasted good.


Capellini with Crab and Lobster 
(bad picture! It looks very "Chef Boyardee" here, which it wasn't)

I'm learning something about myself. I've never considered myself an adventurous eater, I have two friends, Todd and Scott, who are never afraid to try anything, and they stand out in my mind as adventurous. But not me. But now I'm learning that I am adventurous too. Not to the degree Todd and Scott are, but I have my moments.

We mixed in the lobsters "tomalley" or liver in with the bisque. That turned half the class off right there. But I tried it. I read on the Internet tonight that there's a warning about eating it, as it can have toxins and pollutants built up inside. (Going to ask the Chefs about that one tomorrow!)

Plating the dish.

Crab Cake with Pineapple Salsa

As another costing exercise, we weighed our lobsters before cooking, then we cooked them and cleaned all the meat we could. We then weighed our meat . 

Next, we calculated the cost of buying them whole and the labour we used to clean them, to the cost of the meat we could have bought per kilo . 

Bottom line? If you don't need a whole crab for display purposes, then it's actually cheaper to buy the meat by the kilo! The Chefs only bought whole crabs for us to practice on.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Day 25: Pimped Out Pork & Poultry

Grissini - Italian breadsticks. Totally yummy.

Welcome to Day 25! The day all the products we've
put together this week come back to haunt us.
We started off the day making Grissini, 
Italian breadsticks with rosemary & parmesan. (Recipe later!)

We carefully unwrapped our hunks of meat 
and sliced them with precision. 
Then we glazed them and designed a 
platter and placed them just so. 
These big round lovelies came from the 
cornish game hen picture I posted yesterday!

This is the salmon Roulliade that was poached in plastic wrap. 

A very classy platter put together by a classmate. 
I like this simple design.

....and another. That's liver paté in the endive. 

We assembled our platers and displayed them buffet style, 
then we invited the pastry students to share with us! 
(I wasn't the only one taking pictures!)
Week in Review...

This wasn't an easy week for me. It was pretty demanding in terms of getting huge amounts of work done. You'll recall on Monday morning we were cutting the feet off of our pork, and by Friday the same pork meat was pimped out on silver platters. Lots of organisation and focus was called for. 

I wasn't in a great mood towards the end of the week. The late night with the foodies made me tired and grumpy on Thursday, and by today I was absolutely ready for the weekend. My stove-mates put up with me though, and together we finished the week on a good note.  

Normally next week we'd be moving into grains and vegetables - something the whole class is desperately looking forward to - but because of the Olympics starting on the 15th, the Chefs have decided to switch the next two weeks and we'll be doing seafood this week. (We get everything delivered fresh early in the morning, and we were told that delivery will be pretty unreliable during the Big O.)

So last Monday we butchered half a pig. Next Monday, we'll do in lobsters. 

Until then... the forecast calls for sunny skies this weekend! See you Monday! 

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Day 24: Setting the Stage?

Charcuterie is a French culinary art that our Chefs are clearly enamored with. They've been gushing over their patés and sausages with barely contained enthusiasm all week. Oh yes, they love reveling in the land o' meat. 

B+R belongs to my partner and I. 
It's a terrine filled with meat, and some meat and 
some more meat, and a few slivers of black truffle. 
We haven't seen these since Wednesday.

But I can't help thinking something is going on here, I think they have something up their sleeve. We prepare something, it's cooked and whisked away! We cook something, turn around, and it's whisked away! For three days our products have been hidden away. 

I suspect, they want to knock our socks off. 

Bits and pieces drying after blanching and par-cooking. 
This week has been all about organising the picky little details. 
Talk about separating the Type A's from the Type B's. 
Salmon stuffed with salmon mousse, spinach 
and smoked scallops. 
This is ready for poaching and the only
 thing I'll be able to eat tomorrow! 
This, along with a few others, 
disappeared in the afternoon.

Starting to stuff my cornish game hen....

Finished! Stuffed with layers of spinach, duck mousse, 
and carrot and celery julienne. (Sorry! Fingers too gooey to take photos!)
This eventually got poached and whisked away.


So there's all this talk about "Friday". "Bring your camera on Friday!" "You'll see on friday!" Mysteriously, Friday's lesson plan is left almost blank. Only the names of the dishes have been listed. No notes or recipes. Highly unusual. 

So tune in tomorrow! My camera batteries will be freshly recharged, I might even take my good camera! And we'll see what all the fuss is about....

We did complete two dishes though. 

Tarte Tatin - look at that golden sheen!  Gold medals for team B+R!

Chef C's favorite cooking apples in order of preference,
1. Gala
2. Granny Smith
3. Spartan
Steaming hot tortiere, I couldn't eat this as it was laden 
with duck and chicken products.

But this wasn't!

Dy 23: Lard, Mixed With Fat, Soaked In Oil & Topped With Butter!

The day in photos...


Duck gelatin, it was stirred directly into our duck stock today. 
Tomorrow the whole thing becomes consomme. Duck is extremely greasy, I avoid it due to my poultry allergy. This week, I'll be glad to pack my lunches!


A French-Canadian pork pie that turned out successful even though we were riding the rails of failure. The crust is made with pork lard. The inside is pork, cooked in the same pork lard. Oh and there's some butter in there too.


Our sausages getting smoked in the back alley. 
We also did scallops and leg of pork.
No one has ever stolen the pork while class was going on, (we asked.)



I like this picture because you can instantly recognise who it is, as he's the only chef who wears his wedding ring all the time. He's showing us how to take out all the bones from a cornish game hen, while leaving the outside intact.



Black truffles. 


How can you remember where you were 4 weeks ago, when you've been rushing ahead at breakneck speed, only looking forward and never back? Well, you help out with one of the weekly after hours "foodie" classes. 

Twenty-four "foodies" came to learn something about cooking. Older, well-heeled clients. Mostly women. I took a position near two stoves and watched people with expensive knives use them incorrectly, they were afraid of the heat, they were afraid of the pan getting too hot, they couldn't figure out which dial went with which burner and consistently used the wrong tools for the job at hand. They weren't patient enough to let the pans heat properly, or let the food cook properly, or knead their dough long enough. In short, they were exactly how I was four weeks ago. 

Watching them, I clearly remember the mistakes I made, the fear I felt holding my knife for the first time, how unsure I was controlling heat. In the first week, Chef I came in and told us how we should hold on to the feelings we had and remember them in week 2 and 3, like walking around in shoes 3 times too big. 

Now, midway through week 4 in the foodie class, I can see how far I've come. Suggesting the ladies switch tools, or knowing exactly when and how they went wrong, even when they don't, I realise I'm quickly gaining new skills. 

At the end of class, they thanked me for keeping an eye on them and asked if I'd be there next week. I will be! (Unless my arteries harden into solid lumps and I keel over beforehand!)


Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Day 22: Busy Beavers


Today we produced, a zillion pork  sausages,



13 de-boned and dismembered ducks,



three chewy pretzels,




two fluffy souffles,



and a massive stuffed pork chop!

The olympics are coming. All of Vancouver is busily preparing for the games that start in less than two weeks. Stages are being erected left, right, and center, tent cities are springing up overnight, and buses are being re-routed all over Vancouver to keep traffic flowing around the venues. 

UBC will close, but our school will remain open throughout the games with the exception of the opening day. (Because there are no statutory holidays in our term, we have to take two days off to make it equal to other terms.) The Chefs chose Monday, Feb 15th as our first day as they thought it might be a crazy traffic day. 

At the same time they're sending us out to do observations at local hotels and restaurants early. I'll find out where I'm going this week. Usually, we wouldn't start to do observations until later, but the restaurants need extra hands due to the Olympics and the Chefs feel we can handle it. In fact, there has been talk about how we are already an exceptional class. 

The Chefs knew something was up  the first day when the whole class was sitting in the observation area at 8:20 waiting for class to begin at 8:30. Twenty-two classes later there is yet to be a student late for class. We hold a perfect record. We've even started early - twice!

And tomorrow I'll be home late. I've volunteered to stay to help coach the "Serious Foodies". class.  It's a weekly evening class of mostly ladies come to casually learn a few dishes and drink a bit of wine. I'll help them with their knife skills, give pointers on how to control heat and answer any questions. 

I guess it's going to be a little bit like teaching....

Monday, February 1, 2010

Day 21: Piggy Parts!


Arrived at the school at 8am to find this parked outside the back door. This is our week of pork, and we've kicked off our week by butchering 2 and a half pigs! 


Five of these half pigs were laid out at our tables. Before I even got my coffee down, we were already getting our first demo; how to butcher our primary cuts of pork. 

I was a little squeamish thinking about butchering this guy, but I had to put that aside. I told myself, "This is where your favorite pork dumplings come from! This happens all over the world on a daily basis!"

I got through the primary cuts. The secondary cuts were easier. They were just lumps of meat. I cut shoulder roasts out of the front quarter, then I cut short ribs away from the back bacon and thought of my Dad, as those are his 2 favorite parts. I had to stop often and wash my hands and knives as the work gets greasy pretty quickly. 



I sharpened all my knives to a razor's edge in preparation for this day, as the Chefs had asked us to do. All my knives cut through sheets of paper when I was done with them. When our knives hit bone we used this hack saw.

Unfortunately, my pig wouldn't be the only one to feel the blade of my super sharp knife, I had my first knife accident today, (yes in my 4th week!). I was cutting PARSLEY! Can you believe it? My knife was moving faster than my index finger and I sliced off a chunk of my fingernail. Amusingly, my partner showed me he had done the exact same thing 2 weeks earlier! The worst part is, after I fixed myself up, I had to go back through the parsley and locate my missing nail before someone used it was a garnish! Ewww! (I found it.) 



Then with our piggy parts we made a ton of new products, including bacon! (That little brown pool is whiskey!) 

We also had roasts, loins, chops, ribs and ground pork. We had a few legs being processed into proscuitto for next year by a former student, (and we get last year's). It gives you a new perspective on anatomy, when you look at pictures it's one thing, but when you see where pork chops are located, or slice it out the tenderloin, it's quite another. I also spent a lot of time skinning.

We can't use all of the pork we got, so we packaged up the extras and the school let us buy what we wanted, at cost.  


I also had my first "one-on-one" sit-down today. I filled out a course feed back sheet over the weekend and each student sat down with a teacher and went over our performance and progress so far. 

The Chefs divided our feedback into two groups, I had my sit down with Chef C. 

Out of the three teachers, Chef C is the definitely the most demanding. He is French and has high standards, and doesn't let any opportunity pass to correct you. One day I was peeling a carrot onto the chopping block, "Use a pie plate", he told me as he passed. Very logical, as we gather waste in heavy-duty pie plates to keep our work area clean. The next day I was doing the same thing with a parsnip. He just looked at me and put his finger on the wood. I knew. Pie plate. 

He's not afraid to stand on you a bit when you are totally screwing up as well, "What temperature is that at? Is it over-reducing? Did you taste it?" He's also the one who got upset at me that day over the chicken stock.

The strange thing is, I'm growing to like him more and more. By demanding more from me, I self-correct more, I'm on my toes when he's around and I know praise coming from him is well-earned. 

Sitting in the office, he told me he thought I was doing really well in the class and that he really liked my energy. I wrote on my feedback that I was a little overwhelmed with the amount of work we had been doing, and explained that the course is "front-loaded" meaning that the first month is crazy, but it starts to loop back and repeat on itself starting the 5th week, so we'd get a chance to revisit a lot of the work we'd already covered. 

I also wrote about my concerns about the "shelf-life" of people in the industry, and how I wondered if I had wandered into this a little late in the game. He totally refuted that and told me not to think that at all. Opportunities come up all the time where maturity and experience are essential. He really put that to rest for me. 

Before I left, I brought up one last thing. The thing about the chicken and we understand each other now. 

Friday, January 29, 2010

The Creative Caravan Stops In at MyNaramata!



Check out my Sis and I high-jacking a kebab stand in Istanbul! (Oh, and there's an article about my fabulously talented sister too!)