Friday, March 18, 2011

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I was tired and hungry last night after moving villas in the heat, so I rode my bike over to La Brioche for dinner.

Tons of people were out, mostly men. Actually, come to think of it - all men, but when I'm on my bike they don't even notice me, I'm there and I'm gone! The sun was going down and the air was cooling off quickly. As the men left their construction sites in twos and threes, I could smell their cologne and was surprised to see them in their crisp, clean, after-work punjabis, hair combed perfectly, freshly scrubbed skin glowing.

In one huge sandy lot between villa projects, a huge crowd had gathered. There was a cricket game going on on one side of the lot, and a football, (soccer) match on the other. The football goal posts were made of old scrap pieces of wood hammered together, and all the workers played barefoot on the soft sand. They called to and heckled each other in different languages, but their laughter and cheering was universal.

As I turned the corner there was a gap in a tall fence, for a few seconds I could see a large circle of men gathered in the front yard of the luxury villa project they were constructing. Over the fence I heard drumming, singing, laughing and the tinkling of tea being stirred. Their music reminded me of the folk music Mel and I fell in love with while travelling around Rhajasthan years ago.

Hats off to many of the Pakistani, Indian and Bangladeshi workers in our area who make the best of their lives here. Life isn't easy for them. They work long hours in the blinding heat, building luxury homes they can never afford to live in themselves and can never step into again the day after they complete them. They rarely see their families, and yet they send their paychecks home to them every month. Suicide, beatings and murder are not uncommon in labour camps, yet these men still find a way to  sing and play football at the end of the day.

In contrast, most western foreigners are forever looking for a way to cut themselves off. Hidden away in apartments or rooms, they don't want to see anyone else. They watch TV alone, eat alone, and feel all the more miserable for it.

My bike is definitely the best thing I've bought here. Cars race down the empty streets with their black tinted windows closed tight, the air conditioner blasting, like an antibacterial, hypoallergenic, climate-controlled bubble, insulated against everything real.

I love riding my bike and hearing the call to prayer on the wind. I like riding through empty lots where the sand has been packed down by foot traffic hard enough for me to ride my bike across. I know where there's a white mulberry tree, which house cooks Indian food every Friday and where there's a dead cat, half buried in the sand, that's slowly being mummified by the wind and heat.

On the way back from dinner it was after dark, but there was a full moon and I could smell flowers. 

Friday, March 4, 2011

Friday Morning KCA


Friday morning in KCA is like Sunday morning everywhere else - people sleep in, have big breakfasts with their families, get ready to go to Friday Prayer and generally take it easy. Traffic is non-existent, so it's a good time to take the bike out for a spin.

Our immediate area in KCA is pretty much a massive construction zone at the moment. This pic was taken from the roof of our villa. As you can see everything is in some stage of going up.

The fine sand that's everywhere. 

At the end of our street is a lot used for storing all the machinery used on various 
construction sites in the vicinity. When I come home from work in the afternoon, 
the drivers are usually napping in the shadows of these machines.   

Today's destination! Khalifa City Market! 
This place has almost anything you need, and plenty you don't need. 

Someday, as a grand experiment I'm going to dump some post cards in here 
and see if they ever get delivered. 
Send me your address if you're interested!

 

The "Pink Shops" aka "Funkytown" usually I ride a little further afield but 
the sun was already blazing at 9am, time to pedal back home!

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Introducing: Pamy


My transport around KCA! I bought her at Carrefour for about 100 bucks. I got a pink girl's bike because I figured the workers around here would be less interested in nicking her. The basket fits 2 bags of groceries and I can tie stuff down to the rack above the back wheel. She was made in another place close to my heart - Taiwan, and she's named after a (former) Canadian Icon!



I usually take her out for a long ride on Friday mornings when traffic is non-existent around here, although lately I've found I have to get up earlier and earlier to avoid the slowly increasing heat. The workers around here had a good laugh the first time they saw a foreign girl peddling around, but now they wave and yell, "Good Morning!" when they see me!

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Strange Conversations Vol. 1: Taxi driver - Burj Khalifa to Bur Dubai


“Where you go Miss?”
“The bus station in Bur Dubai, please.”
“You mean Diera, right?”
“No, the one in Bur Dubai, near the gold souk and Carrefour. The one that goes to Abu Dhabi.”
“Okay, okay, I know…. Shit! Road closed this way, you see?”
“Yes….”
“We take another way? Okay?”
“Ummmm. Do I have a choice? Okay, fine -  but don’t go the long way!”
“Noooo! I take short way. Wait a sec, this guy wanna ask me question….”

 .......

“Okay we go now. That guy from Saudi.”
“Saudi Arabia?”
“Yup. No say “thank you”, “shukran”, “domo arigato”… nothing!
“Ah..right….”
“You from Saudi?”
“Me? No!"
"Miss where you from, I can ask this?"
"I’m from Canada.”
“Canada? You know, Canada and Germany people same.”
“What? Why would you say that?”
“I know. I been taxi driver long time. You same.”

 ......

“You work Abu Dhabi Miss?”
“Yes.”
“You have family there?”
“No, no family…. May I ask where you are from?”
“Pakistan, lady.”
“Lahore or Peshawar?”
“How you know Lahore, lady?”
“I have a friend from Lahore.”
“Lady friend?”
“Yes.”
“I am from Lahore. You have husband?”
“Yes.”
“Children?”
“No.”
“No children? Why you not have children?”
“God didn’t give me any.”
“I see. It’s okay, not your fault. Sometimes children too noisy, Mommy! Mommy!
Lady, You see this tunnel? No one in Dubai know this tunnel. Look! Empty! They all do too many U-turn upstairs. But I know this tunnel. Everyday I’m driving!”

 ......

“Lady, may I say something? Don’t be mad ok? You have baby face. Your husband really so lucky!”
“Ha! Thank you. I’ve told him that many times but he never believes me!”
“Haha! Really lady, you so cute! You make cute children! I think your husband battery finish! He need Viagra, recharge battery.”
“What!?”
“Really, I call husband, tell him “Wife say battery finish!”
“Ha! I’ll tell him you said it, not me!”
“I kidding! Kidding! I never say. I say and big fight coming! Yes?”
“Yes.”
“Husband say, “Why you tell people my battery finish!” Funny, yes?”
“Yea. Funny. Do you have children?”
“Yes, three! One boy is do computers. One girl teacher and other girl medical.”
“Your daughter is a teacher? Like me!”
“You teacher Miss?”
“Yes.”
“You good teacher?”
“I do my best.”
“I ask you one question, you get right, this taxi ride free, ok?”
“Uh…okay.”
“Between 1 and 100, how many times we see number 9?”
“Number 9? Lets see.. 9, 19, 29…. About… 20 times?”
“… Ok I say another one, really this time you get right - you no pay.”
“Wait!  Was I right?”
“Okay, you want book. Book is 50 dirham. You have 25 dirham, friend have 25 dirham you buy book for sharing, you understand?”
“Yes.”
“I book seller, I give you discount, but I cheat you just a little bit. I give you book for 45. So with 5 dirham I give you one dirham, friend one dirham and I put 3 dirham my pocket. You understand?”
“Yes.”
“Ok, now you and friend have one dirham, means you pay only 24 for book. 24 and 24 is what?”
“48.”
“Yes! And 3 dirham in my pocket! How possible?”
“Are you telling me I need to watch carefully when I pay you?”
“I NEVER cheat you lady! You have baby face! But you say you teacher, huh? Come on, what’s answer?”
“I’m an English teacher, not a math teacher!”
“Ha! Look, bus station coming on right, Carrefour on left.”
“Excellent, thank you. Here you are, keep the change.”
“No lady thank you! But I wanna tell you something important okay? Abu Dhabi bus straight over there, run quickly! Don’t miss! And don’t talk to the crazy people around here, Okay? They really crazy!”
“Okay, okay thanks again, have a good night!” 

Friday, December 31, 2010

New City, New Villa - Welcome to Villa 3

 Merry Christmas!

Some pictures of the inside of the villa, there are several rooms that are currently empty, but those rooms have been locked so people like me can't snoop in them.

The living room/dining room area that never gets used....

...except by this one. 
Patty is actually a cat that belongs to Villa 4, but you know how cats are. 

 In the dining room! Left over art from my sister in her attempt to give the place a little warmth.
 I was really pleased to see this was still there,
 a little reminder that Mel once roamed these halls. 

 The best-used room of the villa, where everything important takes place, morning coffee, rushed breakfasts and dragon taming. (The dragon is the nickname given to the oven by former tenants, as it's a beast that spews uncontrollable fire!)

It's actually a huge room... larger than some commercial kitchens I've seen!

And my room, which is the one with a balcony. I took this the week I moved in.


Since I have a balcony, I've put out some birdseed in dishes. The birds here are pretty amazing, we saw Hoopoes and Egyptian Vultures in Al Ain, and I have seen Green Parakeets in the villa vicinity, but all my dishes can attract are a bunch of these grey Laughing Doves, a couple of sparrows and a pair of these guys below, who seem to prefer cat food to birdseed.


The bird above in the not-so-great photo is a White Eared Bulbul. This guy is native to this area and Saudi Arabia and has a very nice song. While looking up info about this little cutie, I came across this video, which was made by current and former compound comrades! 


P.S. - Obviously that isn't really the birds actual song, but it is a piece of music based on it - a shout out to my friend Ken who created a lot of excellent videos, music, stories and poems during his time here in KCA. You can see more from him here at his blog - Ken's Room.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

K for Korruption!


So you're just sitting in the kitchen, enjoying your morning bowl of Special K, and you're perusing the box, as people do with breakfast cereal boxes and -  WHAM!  You realise that someone has censored your wheat and rice flakes!

You can love your shape in the spotlight, as long as it's all covered up!!

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Random Facts about the UAE

At the top of this U-Turn sign in Al Ain it says Alhamdo-lillah, 
which means "Praise to God". 


The UAE is unlike anywhere else. Some random facts.


  • The border between the UAE and Saudi Arabia has never been totally settled, to this day there is no official border recognised by both countries. The UAE claims they share a border with Qatar, while Saudi Arabia says, "Nah-uh".
  • Since record keeping began it has actually snowed twice in the UAE, in the high mountains in Ras Al Khaimah.
  • There are very few left turns in the UAE. Say you are driving along and you wish to make a left turn, you probably won't be able to because of the massive meridian blocking your way. This means you'll have to go to the next roundabout and come back, and now the left turn is a right turn. At Raha Beach Villas, Raha Beach Mall is only 200 meters away across the road, but residents have to drive over 10 km to get to it!
  • The work week runs from Sunday to Thursday. (In Oman the work week runs from Saturday to Wednesday.)
  • In 2010, the UAE's population was estimated at just over 8 million, of which just under 20% were local Emiratis. The majority of the population are expatriates, and the majority of them are Indian. Many Emirati believe Chicken Biryani is a local dish!

Check carefully! Which one are you? 

  • In Dubai, 1 out of 5 persons purchase 5 pieces of gold jewelry every year. In fact there are schemes run by banks to help people invest in gold, and in the Emirates Palace there's an ATM which dispenses gold bars and coins! 
  • Every night during the week at exactly 7:03 an 7:53 a helicopter flies low over our villa.
  • To answer Kate's question, (and I had to ask a lot of people this question, because people here don't pay attention to gas prices!) gas is 2.62 Dirhams a litre, which is about .71¢ Canadian.
  • Dubai's annual precipitation is only 13 cm.
  • Camel's milk is readily available in any market. 
  • As of January 2nd, the six month visa for Canadians will go up to $1000 CD. Guess no one is coming to visit me soon....

The 11 Million-Dollar Tree!